4.20.2012

Friday Letters

Dear Matt Bomer,
You are spectacular. Watching you on Glee last week was like Christmas coming early. The only downside? Now I spend all of my time watching White Collar instead of cleaning my house.

Obsessively,
A Huge Fan with a REALLY Messy House


Dear House,
Why can't you stay clean for longer than five minutes? Wait--I can think of three reasons: Cole, Kyle, and Lucas. I think I might just give up.

Resignedly,
The Mom on a Cleaning Strike


Dear Blog Readers,
Ya know how I have the cutest boys in the world? Well, we entered two of them in a contest. Feel free to help us win by going to http://www.971zht.com/pages/babyidol12/ and voting for either #251 or #252 (you can only vote once per e-mail address, so if you have more than one, go hog-wild).

Affectionately,
A Mom Who REALLY Wants to Win the Outdoor Playset So Her Boys Can Spend More Time Outside


Dear GM of the SLC Hilton Airport,
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for taking a chance on my husband and giving him that HUGE promotion. It's everything that he's worked for for almost 6 years and it is a huge boost to his confidence. I know he'll be a great asset to your organization.

Gratefully,
The Wife of Your New Director of Revenue Management


Dear Jessica from 8 hours ago,
Remember how you let Kyle and Lucas go downstairs unsupervised because you were so exhausted this morning? That 45 minutes of extra sleep was DEFINITELY not worth the time you spent vacuuming up an entire bag of cereal from their playroom floor.

Regretfully,
Present-day Jessica


Dear Maker of Little Boys' Jeans (any and all),
You should consider double-reinforcing the knees of all the pairs of jeans you sell. I'm tired of Kyle getting holes in his jeans roughly 6.4 seconds after putting them on for the first time. Of course, maybe that's your diabolical strategy to keep me spending money on your clothes. Well, the joke's on you--I have no qualms letting him run around in his underwear. So there.

Disgruntled-ly,
A Thrifty Mom Who Has Three Boys to Keep in Jeans (Ugh...I just got sick thinking about that)


Dear Cole,
You are a super star. I can't tell you enough how proud I am of you for all that you do for our family. It's because of your hard work that I can stay home with our little monsters every day, and that means the world to me. I love you.

Eternally,
Your Wife


Dear 3 AM,
You and I have become pretty good friends of late. I have to say, you are growing on me. There's something to be said about the stillness and quiet that comes when the entire house is asleep and I can get uninterrupted quality time with the babe. Now, if only you wouldn't come so fast every night...

Tiredly,
This Nursing Mama


Dear Time,
STOP GOING BY SO QUICKLY! My baby is 1 month old tomorrow and I can't even believe it. Before too much longer, I'll be sending out missionaries, and I am NOT ready for that yet.

Incredulously,
Me


2 comments:

Giulia said...

Tell Cole congrats on his new position!! That's awesome!! Hope you are all doing well!!

Giulia

Jana H. said...

Thanks for entering my giveaway Jessica. Hope everything is going well well with you cute new baby!

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